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The White Sox Fans Guide to Taunting Spouses Even Though Your Team Is Winning

Posted by Chad on October 25, 2005

One game up: Toss a beer at the wife of the opposing team’s second baseman.

Two games up: Slap her.

Three games up: Slap her again. But this time… put some stank on it.

World Series win: Get all your friends together and arm them with blunt objects. Re-enact that scene from Airplane!


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