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Designer Kicks For Those Lookin’ To Hop The Border

Posted by Chad on November 18, 2005

Are you itching to start a new life in the land of the free and home of the brave?

Do you worry that the trek across the Rio Grande may be fraught with perils such as bunyans, coyotes, or loss of national heritage?

Do you have a lousy sense of direction?

If you answered “yes” to any or all of these questsions, than these are the shoes for you.

Judi Werthein’s new designer high-top sneaker, replete with the colors of your native Mexico, will help any illegal immigrant in his quest to cross the border. And these sneaks aren’t your typical, average footware. No, no. These puppies come fully equipped with a compass, working flashlight, pockets, and a map.

Pretty much everything you need to start you new life in the states…

…. except a valid visa.

Hat tip to Neil.


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