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How Do You Solve A Problem Like Ms. Andrews?

Posted by Chad on November 28, 2005

Ok. I know there’s a whole bunch of news going on. The Canadian government is, how shall we say, under a bit of stress. Saddam threw yet another temper tantrum. And Ted Rall supports the troops like only a fucking asshole can.

But, should this next news item actually come to fruition, I fear for the fate of the civilized world. Dame Julie Andrews feels that… should The Sound Of Music ever be remade (Godforbidsuchathing
Imeantheoriginalisfinebutdowehonestlyneedanewerversionto
torturechildrenwithovertheholidays) … Cameron Diaz would be the perfect choice to fill her role as Maria.

Diaz. Singing.

… No one would survive.

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