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Madonna: Like A Robin

Posted by Chad on March 7, 2006

As if it couldn’t be more apropos, Madonna’s daughter, Lourdes is obsessed with gay people (thus reinforcing the argument that the fascination with all things homo just might be genetic).

Seems as though her daughter (who will occasionally travel under the alias “Wednesday Addams”) had informed Mommie Dearest that there’s talk going round of her being gay… ‘Cause of that pesky kiss between her and Mrs. Federline a couple years back.

While you gotta love Wednesday’s honesty and inquisitiveness, Madge opted to forego the explanation that “Mommy just needed a little more air-time”, and took the more… spiritual route:

…it just means I kissed Britney Spears. I am the mommy pop star and she is the baby pop star. And I am kissing her to pass my energy on to her.

It would appear that the Kabbalah definition of cross-dressing-as-a-groom-so
-you-can-make-out-with-the-reigning-pop-princess-on-national-television
pretty much boils down to simple energy transfer.

britmadge.jpg

Unfortunately, after staring at this picture long enough, I think I discovered the inspiration for Madonna’s ethereal explanation….

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Oh… P.S.

Posted by Chad on March 6, 2006

Crash won Best Picture.

Looks like our gay allies (aka Hollywood) have sold us out for the racist cops.

I think this may be the catalyst that sparks a civil war between San Francisco and Los Angeles.  And let me tell you, my DVR will be primed and ready for the round-the-clock CNN coverage of Mary Mo and Meryl Streep throwin’ down on Sunset Blvd.

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