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Right There With Ya’ Rove

Posted by Chad on February 27, 2006

Hillary! has a stalker, everyone.  Apparently, when not plotting meteorological courses for Category 5 hurricanes and tossing friends of the veep into his line of fire, Rove “obsesses” about Ms. Clinton.

Honestly though….  Who doesn’t?

My own personal fantasy with the Hillmeister involves a ball-gag, a couple whips, some blindfolds, a pair of 2x4s, 3-day old oatmeal, a litter of kittens, and a pressurized water hose (the kind used for cleaning siding).

Yeah… you know what I’m talkin’ about.


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Crook The Vote

Posted by Chad on February 14, 2006

Let me tell ya’…. If this turns out to be true, Michelle’s gonna’ have to retitle her book for it’s paperback release because “unhinged” wouldn’t begin to scratch the surface.

From the Sun-Times:

The 36-year-old guard confessed that he allowed a convicted killer, two accused robbers and two others charged with aggravated kidnapping and battery to bust out of the jail to cast a shadow on Sheriff Michael Sheahan’s management of the complex at 26th and California.

But wait….  There’s more:

the guard admitted he helped engineer the escape to give a political boost to Richard Remus, a candidate in the Democratic primary election and the former leader of the jail’s Special Operations Response Team, the source said. (emphasis mine)

Obviously, Remus is claiming this whole idea is absurd and is accusing current sheriff Sheahan’s (how unfortunate) camp of orchestrating an ugly smear campaign against him.  But who exactly has the brains to come up with something so utterly evil and conniving?  Is Rove dabbling in local politics now?

…. Or is there another?

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I Find This Strangely Satisfying

Posted by Chad on February 14, 2006

Al Franken, literary exposer of lies and the lying liars who tell them, has picked up and moved to the fly-over state of Minnesota in pursuit of a possible Senate run(CoD? aside: Should Jesse Ventura be given credit for starting the Minnesota gold-rush of washed-up celebrity/politician wanna-be?)

I take a sick sense of satisfaction in this only because you know Franken can’t be comfortable in that state.  (Nothing against the fine people of Minnesota mind you.  I’ve driven through the state and was really impressed with the size of your “Welcome To…” sign and the average daily temperature you guys got going on in late October.  Mint, both.)  But in regards to Franken’s “comfort zone”, compare the worlds of St. Paul or Minneapolis to Manhattan’s Central Park West and you’ll start to understand where my tiny bit of schadenfreude stems from.

Of course, I also have to relish in the fact that, should Franken actually run, there’s a chance the people of that great state (God willing) may actually send this man to be one of their representatives in the U.S. Senate…. Read the rest of this entry »

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