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Opening Ceremony Thoughts

Posted by Chad on February 11, 2006

I’m gonna’ have to say, aside from the usual boring stuff (Parade of Nations, IOC speeches, etc.), this was a fairly interesting production.

First, the bad: Seeing Susan Sarandon carrying a corner of the Olympic Flag.  Honest to God… what was that woman doing there?  At that point, I was half expecting hubby Tim to be the surprise cauldron lighter.  I had some syrup of ipecac on hand had that turned out to be the case.

The good: That long jump skiier dude that was made up of a bunch of Italians.  Yeah, he looked like a mutant Lego-man from the Sixth Circle of Hell, but… he was still cool.


The best: Jeremy Bloom.  To say I would do things to this man is an understatement of universal proportions.  The Kama Sutra would need about two or three more editions to cover it all.  And I would be more than willing to have him return the favor afterwards.  Granted, he had his winter Olympic gear on while marching through the stadium, but… Read the rest of this entry »


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