Cake Or Death?

Just another weblog

  • Blog Stats

    • 13,668 hits

Oh… P.S.

Posted by Chad on March 6, 2006

Crash won Best Picture.

Looks like our gay allies (aka Hollywood) have sold us out for the racist cops.

I think this may be the catalyst that sparks a civil war between San Francisco and Los Angeles.  And let me tell you, my DVR will be primed and ready for the round-the-clock CNN coverage of Mary Mo and Meryl Streep throwin’ down on Sunset Blvd.


Posted in Gay Stuff, Movies | 2 Comments »

Behind The Times (My Weekend In A Nutshell)

Posted by Chad on March 6, 2006

I’m the type of person who refuses to get into a show if I haven’t been following it from the beginning.  Most of my friends hopped right on the LOST bandwagon when it first aired and I happily waved goodbye to them as they flew off into the sunset, content with the women of Wysteria Lane.

For shame, Chad….  For shame.

Long story short, my roomie’s sister stopped by this weekend with the complete first season of LOST on DVD.  And there I sat.  3 nights.  24 episodes.  Countless beers.

I’m in the process of “acquiring” this seasons episodes at the moment….

Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Lost | 5 Comments »

Moths And Cornflakes

Posted by Chad on March 2, 2006

Paula Abdul.  What the hell are you on?

I need to know….

Posted in American Idol | 2 Comments »


Posted by Chad on March 2, 2006

Some of you may have noticed that my most recent post chronicalling my latest run-in with Ridor has been deleted.

The email that Chris forwarded to me was sent in confidence and that was not made known until after I published it.

So, out of respect for Chris, the post has been deleted.

Posted in FYI | 1 Comment »

In The Key Of “Wrong”

Posted by Chad on March 2, 2006

Last night’s episode of American Idol separated the man from the boys.  Chris Daughtry (heretofore known as “Chad’s Boyfriend”) laid the smack down on the other 9 contestants with his version of Fuel’s Hemorrhage.

chris.jpg  (I love you.)

The other front running “favorite”, Ace (heretofore known as “Flat”) all but butchered that Daniel Beddingfield song that can only be sung by those whose testes have gone under the knife.


What kills me is that the three judges loved it.  Nothing wrong with the performance.  Will sail through to the next round.  Blah, blah, blah.  I have a problem with this.  The AI trio never seems to hesitate to point out inconsistencies in pitch, tuning, etc. with other contestants who probably have no shot at making the finals.  But they have a habit of literally turning a deaf ear to those who are favored.

Granted, I think Ace was just having a rough night.  He’s definitely got the entire package and will most likely make the finals even if he projectile vomited his contintental breakfast all over the stage….  He just has that look about him that gals and gays (the only ones who watch the show) love.

Just wish the judges would knock it off with the favoritism.  (And I wish Paula leave the strap-ons at home.)

Robbie over at The Malcontent has the Malcovision.

Posted in American Idol | 5 Comments »

Worst. Assassins. Ever.

Posted by Chad on March 1, 2006

Saddam’s wondering, “Where’s the crime?” in ordering the trial and subsequent executions of 148 Shiites suspected of attempting to assassinate him.

148 people, some as young as 11 years old.  All out to get one man.

I’m not great with math, but one would think the odds of success would be in the assassins’ favor, no?  I mean, we’re talkin’ a serious breakdown in communications to not be able to pull this one off. 

So what happened?  I’m guessing some probably overslept.  Maybe got their dates mixed up.  Some of the kids were possibly too busy flying kites for Michael Moore’s cameramen.  Overturned camel on the beltway causing minor delays.  Any number of possibilities really.

Saddam was right to nip this one in the bud….   Totally.

Posted in Middle East, Saddam | 1 Comment »

Your Hymen’s Been Removed?

Posted by Chad on February 28, 2006

No problem.

So many new, disturbing, and somewhat frightening words in that article…. “Hymenoplasty“.  “Revirginised“.  “Designer vagina“.

Question for my straight reader (yeah, I’m talkin’ to you Wookie).  Is the desire in a hetersexual man to de-flower your girlfriend/wife so strong that you would want her to go through this procedure just so you could stake claim to her “virginity”?

Question for my female reader (I’m not sure I have one).  Is this something you would do for your boyfriend/husband?

Get… “revirginised”?

Thanks to Dave over at The Ridge.

Posted in Random | 9 Comments »

Bored At Work?

Posted by Chad on February 27, 2006

This here is probably the most infuriatingly addictive thing I’ve come across in quite some time.  Yeah, it’s as visually stunning as Pong, but… damn. 

Just.  Cannot.  Stop.

Time to beat: 22.037 seconds. 

… Whaddya’ got folks?

Posted in Random | 5 Comments »

Right There With Ya’ Rove

Posted by Chad on February 27, 2006

Hillary! has a stalker, everyone.  Apparently, when not plotting meteorological courses for Category 5 hurricanes and tossing friends of the veep into his line of fire, Rove “obsesses” about Ms. Clinton.

Honestly though….  Who doesn’t?

My own personal fantasy with the Hillmeister involves a ball-gag, a couple whips, some blindfolds, a pair of 2x4s, 3-day old oatmeal, a litter of kittens, and a pressurized water hose (the kind used for cleaning siding).

Yeah… you know what I’m talkin’ about.

Posted in Humor, Loony Left, Random | Leave a Comment »

Ballistic 2: Mom vs. Polar Bear

Posted by Chad on February 24, 2006

Just one of those stories that is simultaneously brave, touching, and unbelievably stupid at the same time.  (Like Rose climbing out of the lifeboat to get back to Jack… but not really.)

… Then she started kicking and punching the animal, according to police reports.  In a flash, the bear swatted her in the face and she fell on her back. With the bear on top of her, Angyiou began kicking her legs in a bicycle-pedaling motion. She was swatted once more and rolled over, but the bear moved toward her again.

A mom you don’t want to F with.  … From Canada no less.

Posted in Random | 3 Comments »